Thank you.

Thanks for making this country a better place by declaring war on your own unborn children; for showing everyone how easy it is to murder someone who is helpless. Thanks for repeatedly pointing out how horrible we are for increasing our carbon footprints, while you viciously slaughter your own offspring. Thank you for constantly complaining about our country being involved in a war against people who sincerely want us dead, while at the same time supporting the destruction of a large part of our future generation.

Thanks for doing your part by following like sheep and not making your own decisions. Thank you for listening to Michael Moore and taking what he says as the gospel truth; for paying attention to his rejection of fat, rich, white men while he makes millions off his “documentaries” and embodies exactly what he claims to hate. Thanks for listening to Al Gore denounce us for causing global warming while he gets into his fuel-dumping private jet to fly to his grossly polluting mansion. Thanks for listening to countless celebrities babble endlessly about things they likely don’t even understand, being trapped in their Hollywood bubble.

But most of all, thank you for your hypocrisy. Thanks for saying one thing and doing another. Thanks for constantly preaching peace, love, and tolerance, but refusing to listen to anyone who has an opposing viewpoint. Thanks for standing up against hate and inequality by showing a passionate animosity for anyone who disagrees with you. Thanks for criticizing people for “pushing their beliefs on others” while you refuse to accept anyone who doesn’t have the same political opinion as you. Thanks for placing the blame for everything on the President when a Republican is in office, but shifting the blame to other people (namely the previous President) when a Democrat is in office.

Thanks again. I really appreciate it.

Tags: Politics, Rants